Why don t we
Why don’t we ever hear of a thief stealing from a politician’s house?
Q: Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy.
1st thief: The police are here! Quick! Jump out of the window! 2nd thief: But this is the 13th floor. 1st thief: Hurry! This is no time to be superstitious.
How can it be considered stealing when the WiFi signal is trespassing in my house?
Dont send any messages, I dont want to see you, hear your voice or think of you. My doctor has advised me to keep away from sweets.
Wife: I think I heard a thief in the house, dear. Are you awake? Husband: No.
Wife to husband in the middle of the night: There’s a thief in the house eating the cake I made. Husband: Whom should I call? The police or the ambulance?
Caller: Is this the police station? A thief is trapped in an old lady’s bedroom. Officer: Who is this? Caller: The thief!
If I get your smile, I dont need flowers
If I get your voice, I dont need music
If you speak to me, I dont need anyone
If you are my love, I dont need the world
Dont let the sky turn without me. Dont let the moon shine without me. Dont let the earth spin without me. Dont go without me.