Two prisoners were sitting
Two prisoners were sitting in their cell talking, one said to the other, You are getting out in a couple of weeks, are you going straight or back in Politics.
“Men are not prisoners of fate, but only prisoners of their own minds.” – Franklin Roosevelt
Men are not prisoners of fate, but only prisoners of their own minds. â€” Franklin D. Roosevelt
Sitting up straight is not only more slimming and better for your back, but keeps wrinkles and creasing from forming on your blouse.
[sitting at a bar] I am not really this tall… I am sitting on my wallet.
6 birds were sitting on a tree. A hunter shoots over them. 5 birds flew away but one female bird kept sitting. Why? Girls And Their Attitude Man!
Oh… Are you sitting here all alone? Let’s change that!
“Is anyone sitting here?” “Yeah duh! My imaginary friend, Bob.”
Sitting in a movie theater, saying “We need to see that!” after every trailer.
Sitting too close to the TV won’t ruin your eyesight.