Q Once there were
Q: Once there were 20 politicians in a ship. Suddenly the ship starts sinking. Can you guess who survives?
A: The Country.
She was like a sinking ship firing on the rescuers. Alexander Woollcott
My guess would be if a player makes it to the fourth round and it goes to Monday, no one is going to jump ship. That is payday. – Brad Faxon
A boy marries a gun and suddenly all starts worship him. Do you know why? He becomes gun-pati.
In your tremendous helplessness the whole existence suddenly starts helping you. -Osho
A Boy Marries A Gun. Bole toh Bandook. And Suddenly All Starts Worship Him. Do you Know Why? He Becomes GunPati. Happy April Fools Day.
After Watching The Pepsi Advertisement A Boy Suddenly Starts Kissing His Girlfriend. Gf: Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Boy: DIWAANO KO IJAZAT NAHI CHAHIYE PYAS BUJHANE KI
Test your IQ what number comes next? 12,4,19,5,2,0,6,2,0,2,114 Guess! Guess! well only Sehwag knows! Those are his previous scores!!!!
Question: Why do Girls Close their Eyes while KISSING a GUY? Guess. Any Guess. Answer: Yeh Ladkiyan Ladko ko kabhi KHUSH nahi dekh sakti.
Santa: What is the name of your car? Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with T. Santa: WOW, what a car which starts with T, Mine Starts with Petrol.