Q Do politicians ever
Q: Do politicians ever lie?
A: What do you think they get paid for?
I’m for politicians doing two terms.
One in office and one in jail.
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.
Politicians don’t need cosmetic surgery. They already have many faces. â€” Philip Arnold
Among politicians the esteem of religion is profitable, the principles of it are troublesome.
Politicians and other devils love to con humans into believing that they are the ones pulling their strings. â€” Philip Arnold
Your politicians, priests, parents, they all are guilt-creators, because that is the only way that you can be controlled and manipulated. – Osho
Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. – John Quinton
Politicians divide their time between running for office and running for cover.
Why do politicians envy ventriloquists?
…Because ventriloquists can lie without moving their lips.