As a parent the
As a parent, the most important thing that you can ever teach a child is to get along with you. As my parents, the both of you have done just this and so much more. Thank you for everything. Happy Parents Day.
I became a parent recently when I adopted a highway. Now I’m trying to teach it to pick up after itself.
PARENT: We need to talk. ME: Million things run through my mind. What did they find out about me! PARENT: Stop leaving the lights on…
In Nebraska, a parent can be arrested if his or her child can’t hold a back a burp during a church service. While in Alabama it is illegal to wear a false moustache which causes laughter in church.
Parent: I would like a day without punishing you. Little Mike: You have my full permission!
Idleness is the parent of psychology. – Friedrich Nietzsche
Hope is the parent of faith. – Cyrus A. Bartol
The new parent threat: “Stop doing that or I will take a picture and put it on Facebook for the world to see.”
John Mayer’s parent’s ages are 19 years apart.
We Never Know The Love Of A Parent
Till We Become Parents Ourselves.
Do Love Your Parents.
Happy Fathers Day.