It is illegal to
It is illegal to carry an ice-cream cone in your pocket in Kentucky.
It is illegal to gargle in public in Louisiana.
It is illegal to walk down a street in Maine with your shoelaces untied.
It is illegal for children under the age of 12 to talk on the telephone unless accompanied by a parent in Blue Earth, Minnesota.
Having a dream you do not pursue is like buying an ice-cream cone & watching it melt all over your hand. – Frank Papasso
It is illegal to kill a cow in Nepal and India.
It is illegal for tourists to enter Mexico with more than 2 CD’s.
It is illegal to be a prostitute in Siena, Italy if your name is Mary.
Boy: Weed is illegal! Me: Yeah, so is the music in your iPod.
The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a bit longer. -Henry Kissinger