Girl was sitting with
Girl was sitting with her boyfriend
Boy: You are the 2nd most beautiful girl I have ever seen.
Girl: Who is the 1st?
Boy: Its you. When you smile!
A beautiful girl is a beautiful girl, but a beautiful girl with a brain is an absolutely lethal combination.
[sitting at a bar] I am not really this tall… I am sitting on my wallet.
6 birds were sitting on a tree. A hunter shoots over them. 5 birds flew away but one female bird kept sitting. Why? Girls And Their Attitude Man!
A beautiful girl cannot give you a beautiful future, but a beautiful future can give you a beautiful girl. So brighten your future.
A Beautiful Girl Puts Her Finger On The Hotel Managers Lips. Manager Kisses Each Finger. Girl: Now Tell Your Boss There Is No Tissue Paper In The Toilet.
Keep smiling, because life is a beautiful thing and there is so much to smile about.
Smile Is Electricity And
Life Is Battery. Whenever
You Smile The Battery Gets
Charged And A Beautiful
Day Is Activated. So Keep
Smiling. Have A Great Day
Girl you are clever, girl you are smart
Girl you are like a work of art
Girl you are sensitive, girl you are fine
This Valentines Day, please be mine.
Pride attracts the girl. Courage approaches the girl. Wisdom gets the girl. Strength puts up with the girl. Loyalty keeps the girl.