Chess was invented in
Chess was invented in India.
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius. – Sid Caesar
The guy who invented poker was bright, but the guy who invented the chip was a genius.
Well, Apple invented the PC as we know it, and then it invented the graphical user interface as we know it eight years later.
Chess is ruthless: you have got to be prepared to kill people. – Nigel Short
I play chess badly and I have been beaten by my 10-year old son. – John Turturro
Chess is the only game in the world,
which reflects the status of husband.
the King can take only one step at a time
While the queen can do whatever she likes
Raju: Chal Viju chess kheluyaat. Viju: Tu suruvaat tar kar, mi paach mintaat sport shoes ghaalun yeto.
Manta: Chal chess khelte hain. Banta: Tu chal, main sports shoes pehenke aata hoon.
Hey, to whoever invented the zero: Thanks for nothing!