You can become a
You can become a doctor and save lives. You can become a Lawyer and defend lives. You can become a Soldier and protect lives. But why to play with others’ lives? ….
Become a Software Engineer and screw up your own life… Happy Engineers’ Day
A doctor can save my life. A lawyer can defend my life. A soldier can give me a peaceful life. But only you can give me a meaningful life.
we accelerate the world,
we are the gears of progress,
we are the future of the nation,
we are the engineers,
and I am proud to be an engineer.
HAPPY ENGINEERS DAY TO ALL MY ENGINEER
Can you tell the difference between 1 and One
Arts: No way
Medicine: Not really
LAW: It is a violation. No answer
Engineer: Ascii Value for both are different
There is nothing a Engineer can’t explain. Happy Engineers Day
Engineers are always honest in matters of technology and human relationships. That’s why it’s a good idea to keep engineers away from customers, romantic interests, and other people who can’t handle the truth.
Happy Engineer’s Day!
The life of an Engineer
Is a blessing in disguise
Attire of an oridnary guy
With a brain saintly and wise
Glad to be an Engineer
Happy Engineer’s Day
A tip to an engineers
Amount of money spend in photocopies over the span of 4 years will be sufficient to buy a brand new Xerox Machine. Happy Engineer’s Day
A Software Engineer was smoking
Girl: Didn’t you see the warning ?
Smoking is injurious to health.
Engineer: We bother only about errors and not warnings.
We build the world (Civil Engineer)
We build the magic world (Computer Engineer))
We connect the world (Elec & Comm. Engineer)
We are the powers of world (Electrical Engineer))
We move the world (Mechanical Engineer))
PROUD TO BE AN ENGINEER
The awkward moment when a software engineer falling from the roof of a building and is shouting “F1 F1 F1” instead of “help help help”.