The ideal engineer is
The ideal engineer is a composite…
He is not a scientist, he is not a
mathematician, he is not a
sociologist or a writer; but he may
use the knowledge and techniques of
any or all of these disciplines in
solving engineering problems.
HAPPY ENGINEER’s DAY to all
Can you tell the difference between 1 and One
Arts: No way
Medicine: Not really
LAW: It is a violation. No answer
Engineer: Ascii Value for both are different
There is nothing a Engineer can’t explain. Happy Engineers Day
Engineers are always honest in matters of technology and human relationships. That’s why it’s a good idea to keep engineers away from customers, romantic interests, and other people who can’t handle the truth.
Happy Engineer’s Day!
A Software Engineer was smoking
Girl: Didn’t you see the warning ?
Smoking is injurious to health.
Engineer: We bother only about errors and not warnings.
How do you convert an Engineering Student to a criminal?
Burn some pages of his assignments, a day before submission
Happy Engineers Day
An engineer: Mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, char logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai? Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.
Engineer gets home from work and sees a note on the fridge from his wife. “This isn’t working, I’m at my moms”. he opens the fridge and checks the light, then grabs a beer and feels it cold. The engineer thinks to himself. “The fridge works fine”
Raj: Tu engineer kaise bana?
Ram: Uske liye dimaag ki zaroorat hoti hai.
Raj: Isliye toh, TU engineer kaise bana.
“A scientist can discover a new star, but he cannot make one. He would have to ask an engineer to do that.”
– Gordon L. Glegg, British Engineer, 1969.
It’s Engineering Day dude
Let’s eat, drink and be merry
For once we can take our time
There’s nothing on fire, nothing to worry
Happy Engineer’s Day