Stuck in the maze
Stuck in the maze of codes and web
Glued to the screen day and night
Wish you a Happy Engineer’s Day
Atlease today could we have you in sight?
Things rarely get stuck because of lack of time.They get stuck because the doing of them has not been defined – David Allen
Santa: I got stuck in elevator for four hours because of power failure. Banta: Me too, I got stuck on escalator for three hours.
We’re stuck with each other…for better or worse…You never know who your in-laws will be. Dude, I am so glad I got you and not that other guy! Happy Birthday
Kaise Ho? Maze Me? Tabiyat Kasei? Ungli Me Dard Nahi Na? Aankh Bhi Ok? Dimag Thikane? Kaamal Ha Yar Fir To SMS Kar Sakte Ho!
I was really stuck in the whole Farah Fawcett hairdo long after it was past being in fashion. Cindy Margolis
Ring stuck? Try holding your hand under the cold tap for a while. This takes away a lot of the swelling and often does the trick.
Stuck with a lot of stale bread? Crumble, mix with water, gram flour, salt, chilli powder and asafoetida and knead well. Deep fry.
Engineers are always honest in matters of technology and human relationships. That’s why it’s a good idea to keep engineers away from customers, romantic interests, and other people who can’t handle the truth.
Happy Engineer’s Day!
What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.