It s Engineering Day
It’s Engineering Day dude
Let’s eat, drink and be merry
For once we can take our time
There’s nothing on fire, nothing to worry
Happy Engineer’s Day
The engineering is secondary to the vision. -Cynthia Ozick
What is engineering? 80gb syllabus, 80mb we study, 80kb we remember, 80bytes we answer, binary marks we get. Finally we get degree.
Engineering Is like a….
typical Indian public toilet
People outside are desperate to go in and
people inside are dying to finish and come out.
How do you convert an Engineering Student to a criminal?
Burn some pages of his assignments, a day before submission
Happy Engineers Day
The engineering is long gone in most PC companies. In the consumer electronics companies, they don’t understand the software parts of it.
What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.
Engineers are always honest in matters of technology and human relationships. That’s why it’s a good idea to keep engineers away from customers, romantic interests, and other people who can’t handle the truth.
Happy Engineer’s Day!
I don’t hate you, but if you were on fire and i had water, i’d drink it.
It’s not that I hate you but if I had a glass of water and you were on fire.. I would drink the water.