Can you tell the
Can you tell the difference between 1 and One
Arts: No way
Medicine: Not really
LAW: It is a violation. No answer
Engineer: Ascii Value for both are different
There is nothing a Engineer can’t explain. Happy Engineers Day
A tip to an engineers
Amount of money spend in photocopies over the span of 4 years will be sufficient to buy a brand new Xerox Machine. Happy Engineer’s Day
What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.
What’s the difference between a chemical engineer and a chemist? Answer: about $50k a year
Ah,it is the fault of our science that it wants to explain all; and if it
explain not,then it says there is nothing to explain. – Bram Stoker
“A scientist can discover a new star, but he cannot make one. He would have to ask an engineer to do that.”
– Gordon L. Glegg, British Engineer, 1969.
A girl asks her boyfriend, an engineer, “Don’t you want to see where i was operated upon for appendicitis?”.The engineer replied “Oh, i hate to see a hospital”
A Software Engineer was smoking
Girl: Didn’t you see the warning ?
Smoking is injurious to health.
Engineer: We bother only about errors and not warnings.
The Person Who Can Explain The Meaning Of Color To A Blind Can Explain Anything and Everything In Life!
Engineer gets home from work and sees a note on the fridge from his wife. “This isn’t working, I’m at my moms”. he opens the fridge and checks the light, then grabs a beer and feels it cold. The engineer thinks to himself. “The fridge works fine”