Why did the engineer
Why did the engineer drive the backwards?
He had a loco motive.
A Software Engineer was smoking
Girl: Didn’t you see the warning ?
Smoking is injurious to health.
Engineer: We bother only about errors and not warnings.
Engineer gets home from work and sees a note on the fridge from his wife. “This isn’t working, I’m at my moms”. he opens the fridge and checks the light, then grabs a beer and feels it cold. The engineer thinks to himself. “The fridge works fine”
Raj: Tu engineer kaise bana?
Ram: Uske liye dimaag ki zaroorat hoti hai.
Raj: Isliye toh, TU engineer kaise bana.
An engineer is someone who washes his hands before going to the toilet.
To an engineer, good enough means perfect. With an artist, there s no such thing as perfect. – Albert Camus
An engineer: Mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, char logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai? Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.
“A scientist can discover a new star, but he cannot make one. He would have to ask an engineer to do that.”
– Gordon L. Glegg, British Engineer, 1969.
A girl asks her boyfriend, an engineer, “Don’t you want to see where i was operated upon for appendicitis?”.The engineer replied “Oh, i hate to see a hospital”
I may be walking slowly but I never walk backwards and Whenever I walk backwards, its for a long jump. – Carl Lewis