What s the difference
What’s the difference between a chemical engineer and a chemist? Answer: about $50k a year
Q: Whats the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?
A: One sells watches and one watches cells.
Whats the difference between Justin Bieber And a Snickers bar? A snIckers bar has nuts.
Difference between Gandhi, Musharraf and Lalu?
Gandhi didn’t know whats a lie.
Musharraf doesn’t know what’s truth.
Lalu doesn’t know the difference!
Happy Gandhi Jayanti.
Teacher: Whats the difference between landline and mobile? Santa: On landline we dial number with our finger while on mobile we dial number with our thumb.
Whats The Difference Between Bus And Cycle? Santa: Bus Ka Stand Bus Ke Saath Kabhi Nahi Jata, Par Cycle Ka Stand Hamesha Cycle Ke Saath Jata Hai!
Every difference of opinion is not a difference of principle. – Thomas Jefferson
Difference between husband and gadha. Answer: Husband gadha ban sakta hai, but gadha itna bhi gadha nahi ke husband ban jaaye..
What is the difference between wife’s and saali’s tears?
Saali’s tears affect man’s heart and wife’s tears affect man’s pocket.
Man at medical store: I need poison Chemist: I cant sell you that. Man shows his marriage certificate. Chemist: Oh! sorry, I didnt know you had a prescription.