Q Why did the
Q: Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?
A: He wanted to work overtime.
Clear work desk of personal mementos. Hang them on the walls or shelves. Give yourself space to work at your desk without distractions.
Engineer gets home from work and sees a note on the fridge from his wife. “This isn’t working, I’m at my moms”. he opens the fridge and checks the light, then grabs a beer and feels it cold. The engineer thinks to himself. “The fridge works fine”
“A scientist can discover a new star, but he cannot make one. He would have to ask an engineer to do that.”
– Gordon L. Glegg, British Engineer, 1969.
A girl asks her boyfriend, an engineer, “Don’t you want to see where i was operated upon for appendicitis?”.The engineer replied “Oh, i hate to see a hospital”
Got into a fight with my alarm clock this morning it wanted me to wake up i disagreed now the alarms broken and im wide awake…not sure who won.
A Software Engineer was smoking
Girl: Didn’t you see the warning ?
Smoking is injurious to health.
Engineer: We bother only about errors and not warnings.
At work, no one wants to have to tidy up after your mess. Cleaning the desk after you are done with eating makes you appear in good light.
Place tomorrow’s top priority task at the center of your desk before you leave work today. You will start your day focused.
Had a fight with my alarm clock. It wanted me to wake up. Things got violent. Now the alarm clocks broken and I am wide awake. Not sure who won