Q When does a
Q: When does a person decide to become an engineer?
A: When he realizes he doesn’t have the charisma to be an undertaker.
“A scientist can discover a new star, but he cannot make one. He would have to ask an engineer to do that.”
– Gordon L. Glegg, British Engineer, 1969.
A girl asks her boyfriend, an engineer, “Don’t you want to see where i was operated upon for appendicitis?”.The engineer replied “Oh, i hate to see a hospital”
A Person Can Have The Greatest Idea In The World. But If That Person Cant Convince Other People Enough, It Doesnt Matter. – Gregory Berns
A Software Engineer was smoking
Girl: Didn’t you see the warning ?
Smoking is injurious to health.
Engineer: We bother only about errors and not warnings.
When a person realizes that he himself is the reason for all the happiness and sorrow, all sorrows of his life disappears.
With the help of religion, a person realizes the truth, which is the base of his progress, victory and success.
“The only person you are destined to become is the person you decide to be.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
The only person you are destined to become is the person you decide to be. – Ralph Waldo Emerson
When a person surrenders all his actions to Lord wholeheartedly without selfishness, he realizes the inner peace and satisfaction.