A Software Engineer was
A Software Engineer was smoking
Girl: Didn’t you see the warning ?
Smoking is injurious to health.
Engineer: We bother only about errors and not warnings.
A software expert claims: My software never has bugs — it just develops random features.
Engineer gets home from work and sees a note on the fridge from his wife. “This isn’t working, I’m at my moms”. he opens the fridge and checks the light, then grabs a beer and feels it cold. The engineer thinks to himself. “The fridge works fine”
Raj: Tu engineer kaise bana?
Ram: Uske liye dimaag ki zaroorat hoti hai.
Raj: Isliye toh, TU engineer kaise bana.
Computers themselves, and software yet to be developed, will revolutionize the way we learn.
An engineer is someone who washes his hands before going to the toilet.
To an engineer, good enough means perfect. With an artist, there s no such thing as perfect. – Albert Camus
The awkward moment when a software engineer falling from the roof of a building and is shouting “F1 F1 F1” instead of “help help help”.
An engineer: Mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, char logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai? Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.
Giving gum to your friend is like a drug deal. You didnt SEE anything, you didnt HEAR anything, and you sure as hell didnt get it from ME!