Husband You are my
Husband: You are my whiskey, vidka and beer darling
You get me all high
Wife: Well, in that case. Today is dry day.
Husband wife mein ladaai hui. Husband ghar se chalaa gaya, Husband phone pe: Khaane mein kya hai. Wife:Zeher Husband: Main dair se aaonga, tum khaakar soo jao.
Q.Husband aur gadhe mein kya farak hain.Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi ke husband bane
Difference between husband and gadha? Husband gadha ban sakta hai, but gadha itna gadha nahi hota ke husband ban jaaye.
Husband texts wife.
What you doing?
Wife:I am dying.
Husband happily:How do I live without you?
Wife:Idiot! I am dying my hair.
Husband:Bloody English Language!
Difference between husband and gadha. Answer: Husband gadha ban sakta hai, but gadha itna bhi gadha nahi ke husband ban jaaye..
Husband: It is your birthday! What do you want? Wife: A divorce! Husband: Goodness I had not planned to spend so much!
Husband: After my death, you marry my enemy George. Wife: Why? Husband: It is the best way I can have my revenge over him.
A husband is living proof That a wife can take a joke. A husband is what’s left of the lover. After the nerve has been extracted.
On Anniversary day husband looks at the marriage certificate. Wife: Does it really make you so nostalgic? Husband: No! I am looking if there’s an expiry date.