A newly wedded desperate
A newly wedded desperate soldier sends a hand-grenade to his mother-in-law,
with a note:
If you pull this ring, I’ll be able to get 3 days leave
What would you do if Santa threw a hand grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.
In every desperate moment, there is a ray of hope that carries life along.
A desperate disease requires a dangerous remedy. – Guy Fawkes
A newly divorced woman was explaining the reason for splitting: We had religious differences – he thought he was God, I didn’t.
Husband to a newly wed wife: I could go to the end of the world for you. Wife: Thanks, but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.
Husband to a newly wed Wife. I could go to the end of the worldfor u. Wife: thanks, but promise me u will stay there.
Employer to newly hired steno: Now I hope you thoroughly understand the importance of punctuation? Steno: Oh, yes, indeed. I always get to work on time
Champus leave application to boss: “As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.”
A newly discovered Mayan calendar predicts the new doomsday in around 7000 years after 2012, which nullifies the 2012 prediction!