Two Tigers were resting
Two Tigers were resting under a tree..
Suddenly a RABBIT passed very fast
Tiger could not make out & asked
What was that?
2nd Tiger smiled and said:
No two tigers ever have the same stripes, and this is how individual tigers can be identified.
Resting moths hold their wings horizontally. Resting butterflies fold their wings vertically.
Bengal tigers are the most water loving of the big cats. They will even chase prey into the water.
Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
High Blood pressure- No table salt, very little salt while cooking food. Avoid pickles, ketchups, chutneys, fast-food and restaurant food.
Dear friend, your validity for taking food during day time has expired. Please fast next 30 days to resume your day time food. Thank you for eating.
Fast Food: Once on your lips, forever on your hips.
A pizza and an apple were thrown down from the 15th floor.
Which will reach down first?
Ans:The Pizza, as it’s fast food!
Ek tiger ne Santa ko zoo mein maar dia, ek bande ne pucha, tumne santa ko kyun maara? Tiger: Dimaag kharaab kar dia tha, kab se keh raha tha itni badi billi!