What s that thing
What’s that thing called when your crush likes you back? Oh yeah! It’s called Imagination!
Whats Greater Than Mother s Love? Which Pillow Is Better Than A Loved Ones Lap? Whats Warmer Than A Fathers Hug? Whats Sweeter Than A Babys Kiss? Value life.
Admit it. You get a small rush of happiness when your crush likes your facebook picture or status.
Watson: Well you called me here, I assume it’s important?
Sherlock: Oh yes, yeah, can I borrow your phone?
I got robbed tonight at Shell. I called the cops & they asked if I knew who did it I said “Yeah, pump 6.”
Oh my dear Valentine! Whats life? Life is love. Whats love? Love is kissing. Whats kissing? Come here and I will show you.
Me: I love my friends to death! 3 likes and 1 comment. Popular girl: Lol, I just blinked! 7783 likes and 1939 comments