Girl Why do you
Girl: Why do you keep posting my name on FB wall every 2 minutes?
Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what’s on my mind? And honestly, it’s always you!
Girl: Why my name is always on your Facebook Status every two minutes?
Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what’s on my mind!
Facebook : Posting 100’s of statuses in a day = OBSESSED, Twitter : Posting 100’s of tweets in a day = NORMAL.
Whats a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
Girl: “Whats the price of this blue dress?” Salesman: “$800” Girl: “Awwww…..!” Girl: “And this red one?” Salesman: “Awwww + Awwww”.
You can never really say whats’ on your mind, when your family is on Facebook 😉
Girl’s status on facebook: Im done with this shit.. Me: Did you wipe?
You know a girl just broke up with her boyfriend when she starts putting a million quotes on Facebook.
Find a girl you hate on Facebook. Go through all her summer photos and comment LOL on all the ones of her in a bikini. So fun. Not illegal.
Girl you are clever, girl you are smart
Girl you are like a work of art
Girl you are sensitive, girl you are fine
This Valentines Day, please be mine.