Bachelors know more about
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t, they’d be married too.
Bachelors think that married men are lucky, married think that bachelors are lucky. The point is that bachelors think at night and married think at day time.
Aurat: Tum bachelors ko auraton ke baare mein pata hi kya hai? Ladka: Bahut kuch pata hai madam, tabhi toh hum bachelors hain.
All reformers are bachelors – George Moore
Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. – Oscar Wilde
Giving gum to your friend is like a drug deal. You didnt SEE anything, you didnt HEAR anything, and you sure as hell didnt get it from ME!
Angry Husband: When We Married, You Promised To Love, Honor and Obey Me. Bride: I Know. I Didnt Want To Start An Argument In Front Of All People At The Wedding.
Wife: Honey, I Was A Fool When I Married You. Husband: Yes, Dear But I Was In Love And Didnt Notice It. April Fool.
This is not fair! How could you do this? Didnt expect this from you. Got a whole Channel on your name and didnt even tell me? Animal Planet!