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Confident Husband: When I am gone you will never find another man like me.
Wife Sarcastically: What makes you think I would want another man like you!
Husband wife mein ladaai hui. Husband ghar se chalaa gaya, Husband phone pe: Khaane mein kya hai. Wife:Zeher Husband: Main dair se aaonga, tum khaakar soo jao.
Husband texts wife.
What you doing?
Wife:I am dying.
Husband happily:How do I live without you?
Wife:Idiot! I am dying my hair.
Husband:Bloody English Language!
Husband: When I’m gone you’ll never find another man like me Wife: What makes you think I’d want another man like you?
Husband says; “When I am gone you’ll never find another man like me”.
Wife replied; “What makes you think I’d want another man like you!”
Husband Wife Say: Darling Tum Mujhe ek Jagah Se Bahut Acchi Lagti Ho. Wife: Kahan Se? Husband: Doooooooooor Se.
A husband coming home from a confession
and lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder.
Wife: Did the priest tell you to be so romantic like this?
Husband: No, he told me to carry my cross.
Each husband should love his wife as he loves himself, so that the wife may respect the husband – Ephesians 5:33 .
Husband: Kal mere khawaab main ek ladki aayi. Kya Ladki thi. Wife: Akeli aayi hogi? Husband: Tum ko kaise pata? Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!
Husband: It is your birthday! What do you want? Wife: A divorce! Husband: Goodness I had not planned to spend so much!