A husband coming home
A husband coming home from a confession
and lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder.
Wife: Did the priest tell you to be so romantic like this?
Husband: No, he told me to carry my cross.
Just keep coming home to yourself. You are the one you’ve been waiting for. – Byron Katie
Just keep coming home to yourself. You are the one you’ve been waiting for. -Byron Katie
Husband wife mein ladaai hui. Husband ghar se chalaa gaya, Husband phone pe: Khaane mein kya hai. Wife:Zeher Husband: Main dair se aaonga, tum khaakar soo jao.
Husband texts wife.
What you doing?
Wife:I am dying.
Husband happily:How do I live without you?
Wife:Idiot! I am dying my hair.
Husband:Bloody English Language!
Husband Wife Say: Darling Tum Mujhe ek Jagah Se Bahut Acchi Lagti Ho. Wife: Kahan Se? Husband: Doooooooooor Se.
Each husband should love his wife as he loves himself, so that the wife may respect the husband – Ephesians 5:33 .
Wife: How did you get home so early today? Husband: My Boss told me to go to HELL.
Husband: On my 1st anniversary when I returned home my dog greeted me barking and my wife by kissing.
On my 5th anniversary: They both do exactly the opposite.
Husband: Kal mere khawaab main ek ladki aayi. Kya Ladki thi. Wife: Akeli aayi hogi? Husband: Tum ko kaise pata? Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!