What is a computer
What is a computer virus?
A terminal illness.
My computer has the Disney virus.
Everything in it has gone Goofy.
I think my computer has a virus. Pretty sure it’s about to toss it’s cookies.
How computer language changes the lingo – An application was for employment; a program was a TV show; a cursor used profanity; a keyboard was a piano.
Memory was something you lost with age; a CD was a bank account; a hard drive was a long road trip.
A web was a spider’s home, and a virus was the flu!
Bachelor to computer: I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sports, and enjoys group activities.
Computer: Marry a penguin.
Gampu: Me computer samor baslelo astana computer kaay vichar karat asel. Zampu: INTEL inside, MENTAL outside.
Mom (on computer): do i click this? You: No! What are you doing? just give me the computer, i`ll do it.
Peter Norton of the fabled Norton anti-virus program once said that there was no such thing as a computer virus and considered the whole idea some sort of hoax.
Computer doesn’t give warning message to Rajini… Rajini warns computer
Santa in computer exam, Examiner: What is Microsoft Excel? Santa : It Is A New brand of surf excel to clean the computer.