Q Why was the
Q: Why was the computer so cold?
A: Because it forgot to shut its window
Me: “I`m cold” Guys: “Shut up and stop complaining”, Hot Girl: “I`m cold” Guys: I`m so sorry! Take my jacket! Are you warm now?
Never trust a computer you can not throw out a window. -Steve Wozniak
If you continuously press ALT + F4 at first all windows will close and eventually the computer will shut down.
Help-desk guy speaking to a lady user …
Help-desk : Double click on “My Computer”.
Lady : I can’t see your computer..
Help-desk : No .. Click on “My Computer” on your computer.
Lady : How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer?
Help-desk: There is an icon labelled “My Computer” on your computer .. double click on it.
Lady : What the hell is your computer doing on my computer?
Double Clicking on the title bar of a window, will minimize a maximized window, and maximize a minimized window.
You forgot to remember me, I forgot to forget you.
Bachelor to computer: I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sports, and enjoys group activities.
Computer: Marry a penguin.
Don’t waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window â€” or break down a door.
Open the love window. The moon won’t use the door, only the window.