Bachelor to computer I
Bachelor to computer: I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sports, and enjoys group activities.
Computer: Marry a penguin.
Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie.
Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
Gampu: Me computer samor baslelo astana computer kaay vichar karat asel. Zampu: INTEL inside, MENTAL outside.
Mom (on computer): do i click this? You: No! What are you doing? just give me the computer, i`ll do it.
Computer doesn’t give warning message to Rajini… Rajini warns computer
Santa in computer exam, Examiner: What is Microsoft Excel? Santa : It Is A New brand of surf excel to clean the computer.
Cute message for a cutest Person from cute Friend for a cute Reason at a cute Time form a cute Mind in a cute Mood in a cute Style Have a cute Happy Birthday.
I think my computer has a virus. Pretty sure it’s about to toss it’s cookies.
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.