1 Someone on his
1. Someone on his status “Sleeping” since 3 Days! He’s Probably dead.
2. Someone is “Driving” since 5 days! I guess he reached Dubai!
3. Someone’s status is “Happy” since 1 Month. Living in Paradise?
4. Someone is always ‘Available’. How free Are you?
That awkward moment someones comment on your Facebook status has
more likes than the actual status.
On 25th Anniversary a friend asks Joe his secret of happy marriage. Joe: 2 times a month, we go on a nice holiday. She goes 1st 15 days, I go in last 15 days.
Don’t put off living to next week, next month, next year or next decade. The only time you’re ever living is in this moment.
Its the month when devils are chained, the gates of hell are closed and those of paradise are opened. Its Ramadan. May Allah shower his blessings on you.
People say satire is dead. It is not dead; It is alive and living in the White House. – Robin Williams
Year Round Wish for you. 12 Month Hapiness, 52 wks fun, 365 days Succes, 8,760 sec Good Health, 525,600 mins of Luck, 31,536,000 sec Of Blessing. Happy New Year
I conceive that the land belongs to a vast family of which many are dead, few are living, and countless numbers are still unborn. Happy Earth Day!
When you’re driving, watch out for wild animals that are dead ahead.
“Are you sleeping…?” “No… I always get into bed every night and just pretend I am dead.”