Professor saidIf any boy
If any boy goes to girls hostel he pays a fine
Rs 100 for 1st time
Rs 200 for 2nd and Rs 500 for 3rd
One boy asked ‘how much for monthly pass?’
Banta: There’s a Rs. 100 fine if you enter the girls hostel for the 1st time, 200 for 2nd and 300 for 3rd.
Santa: Let’s get a Monthly pass.
Dean: Koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time: Rs. 100 fine, second time: Rs. 200, third time: Rs. 300. Harkat: Bole toh monthly pass ka kya lega Mamu?
Teacher: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh 1st time Rs. 100 fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. and 3rd time Rs. 500. Circuit: Bole toh monthly pass ka kya lega mamu
Height Of Buttering. Professor: Where Is Your Record? Student: Sir,I Lost It Fighting With A Guy Who Said That you Werent The Best Professor In College.
PRINCI: Agar Koi Ladka Girls Hostel Mein Gaya Toh 1st Time Rs 100 Fine, 2nd Time 200 Rs. And 3rd Time 500. CIRCUIT:Boley Toh Monthly Paas Ka Kya Lega Mamu
A blonde goes to Professor’s cabin and says that I will do anything to pass in the exams and professor says now open your. . . . . . Books and study.
A professor is one who talks in someone else’s sleep. – W.H. Auden
A schoolteacher or professor cannot educate individuals, he educates only species. – Georg C. Lichtenberg
Professor was lecturing on population explosion: In India after every ten seconds a woman gives birth to a kid. Santa said: We must find and stop her!