Class Room is Like
Class Room is Like a Train
1st Two Benches are Reserved For VIP . .
Next Two are General coach
Last Two Benches are in Demand.
Because Its “SLEEPER COACH”
Boy enters in class and goes straight to the new girl and says, do you believe in love at first sight or should I make my entry in room again.
Boy in my class: sneezes
Me: “Bless You.”
Rest of class: “So, how long have you two been dating?”
You wander from room to room hunting for the diamond necklace that is already around your neck. -Rumi
Doctors waiting room needs some music. And better lighting. And more women. And a pole in the middle of the room. And a buffet.
Round dining room tables symbolize heavenly blessings.Dining room chairs should be of an even number and should be comfortable.
Surgeons were the class cut-ups at medical school.
There is a class of people who curse their fathers and do not bless their mothers.
Each room must have two doors. If only one door could be given in a room, absence of the second door should be compensated by a window.
Class: 2+2=4. Homework: 2+4+2=8. Exam: Jim had 4 apples. He eats one and gives one to a friend. Calculate the Sun’s mass.