Instead of the John
Instead of “the John,” I call my toilet “the Jim.” That way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim first thing every morning.
John: I was a soldier. I killed people!
Sherlock: You were a doctor!
John: I had bad days!
John has 32 cookies and eats 28 of them…. what does John have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.
John: When does wife praise her husband the most? Tom: When he leaves her. John: What? Tom: Let me complete, When he leaves her a lot of money after his death.
Sherlock: Oh John I envy you so much.
John: You envy me?
Sherlock: Your mind; so placid, straight-forward, barely used.
John: Do you just carry on talking when I’m away?
Sherlock: I don’t know, how often are you away?
John Madden is an accomplished ballroom dancer.
John Malkovich owns a nightclub in Lisbon.
John Mayer’s parent’s ages are 19 years apart.
John Wayne was 6’4 but wore shoes to make him several inches taller.