Bank of America started
Bank of America started operations as Bank of Italy.
Alikade America, Palikade America
Naav ghyayala sangu naka,
Mi aahe kumarika.
Son: Dad the bank you sent me to is bad. Businessman: Why son, its the best bank in town. Son: It returned one of my cheques for Rs 100 marked No Funds!
Bank Manager: You can open an account in our bank but can you identify yourself? Women opens her bag, takes out a mirror, looks into it and says Yes, it’s me!
I like America, just as everybody else does. I love America, I gotta say that. But America will be judged. – Bob Dylan
Bank manager to Santa: What is cyclone? Santa smiled and Proudly answered: Cyclone is a small loan given by a bank to purchase a cycle.
Banta Santa bank lutayala gele. Tijori madhe paise nasun red wine chya batlya hotya. Banta: Aapan chukun blood bank madhe alo!
When I started boxing all I wanted was someday to buy my mother and father a house and own a car for myself. Then my dreams started to grow.
Most of the bank robberies occur on Fridays
My bank account is More like a countdown to my homelessness!