How Do You KnowWhen
How Do You Know
When A Girl Is About To Say Something Smart?
She Starts Her Sentence With
”This Boy Once Told Me”
Champu: What would you call a girl who never laughs? Buntu: HASINA! Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.
Girl you are clever, girl you are smart
Girl you are like a work of art
Girl you are sensitive, girl you are fine
This Valentines Day, please be mine.
Google has to be a woman… It starts suggesting things before you can even finish your sentence.
What I if told you, you read the first sentence wrong.
To select a sentence, Place Ur curser at the end of the sentence. Press SHIFT + CTRL + up arrow key. The entire sentence is selected.
Smart phones, smart cars, smart televisions….. when are they going to start making smart people?
Girl To Her Boyfriend: Darling, Do You Know Handsome and Smart Boys Always Get Stupid Girl Friends. Boy: Thanks For The Compliment Darling.
*At the gym. Boy starts doing sit ups.* BOY: “1… 2… 3.” *Hot girl walks by.* BOY: “153…154…155.”
You don’t have to be smart to say smart things. You can always plagiarize actual smart people who said smart things. -Rabbi Rami