Girl Do You Smoke
Girl: Do You Smoke Cigarettes?
Guy: What Else Can I Do With Them?
Oh, you smoke cigarettes? You must be deeply dedicated to living as long as possible.
Smoke your pipe and be silent; there’s only wind and smoke in the world.
People that smoke have 10 times as many wrinkles as a person that does not smoke.
It’s been proven that people who only smoke marijuana and do not smoke cigarettes or drink alcohol lives 40% longer than an average person.
Where there’s smoke, I’m fired.
If you must smoke, take your butt outside.
I only smoke when I am drinking………I am down to 3 packs a day!
You smoke?! Wow! You’re SO cool! LOL, Just Kidding.. Have fun dying.
Cigarette smoke contains 4,800 chemicals, 69 of which cause cancer.