YOUR NAME s computer
(YOUR NAME)’s computer is broken right now. This is her fridge. Now, you can leave a message, but say it slowly, so I can write it on a post-it note and stick it to myself.
Computer doesn’t give warning message to Rajini… Rajini warns computer
Note to Self: Next time I leave my wife a message that I’m in a threesome all afternoon, specify it’s golf.
Gampu: Me computer samor baslelo astana computer kaay vichar karat asel. Zampu: INTEL inside, MENTAL outside.
Mom (on computer): do i click this? You: No! What are you doing? just give me the computer, i`ll do it.
Santa in computer exam, Examiner: What is Microsoft Excel? Santa : It Is A New brand of surf excel to clean the computer.
How to repair broken lipstick: Wave a match or lighter over top of tube to melt. Attach the broken piece on top. Put in fridge for 15-30min.
There was a piece of cake in the fridge and a note on it, Dont eat me. Now there’s an empty plate and a note, I dont take orders from a cake.
I think my computer has a virus. Pretty sure it’s about to toss it’s cookies.
My computer has the Disney virus.
Everything in it has gone Goofy.