A soldier keeps a
A soldier keeps a mug upside down and tells the sergeant:- I cant drink from this mug. It has no opening.The sergeant examines the mug and says:- You are right. And besides this, it has no bottom.
Soldier Ivanov was ordered to peel a barrel of potatos.- In this day and age, the army should have a machine to peel potatos, complains Ivanov.- Absolutely, answered the sergeant. And you are its latest model.
1st Soldier: What made you join army? 2nd Soldier: I had no wife and I loved war. What about you? 1st Soldier: I had wife and loved peace.
The soldier who fights to death never dies, but the soldier who fights for existence never truly exists. – Admiral Yi Sun Shin
The sergeant-major growled at the young soldier:
Chicago’s Soldier field was once a home to stock car racing.
A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon. – Napoleon Bonaparte
Height of optimism: Soldier: Sir, we are surrounded! Major: Excellent! We can attack in any direction now!
Children play soldier. That makes sense. But why do soldiers play children? – Karl Kraus
Sergeant (to new recruit): What were you before you joined the army?
New Recruit: Happy, Sergeant.