Dear absurds Never hold
Dear absurds, Never hold your farts in.. They travel up through your spinal chord and reach your brain. That’s where you get all those shitty ideas from.
Never hold your farts in! They travel up your spine and into your brain… Then you end up with shitty thoughts!
Dear Brain, Sorry for Overloading you, Dear Tummy Sorry for The Butterflies, Dear Pillow Sorry for the Tears and Dear Heart Sorry for the Damage.
Dear Tummy, sorry for all the butterflies. Dear Heart, sorry for the damage. Dear Brain, you were right.
You hold my hand and show me the way
You understand me and push all problems away
My dear girl, you are caring too
Here’s wishing a lovely Birthday to you
Dear friends, don’t you agree? All best memories come from bad ideas.
Dear Heart, there are other guys in the world, Love Brain.
Dear brain, please start being able to tell the difference between hungry and bored. Sincerely, I`m getting fat!
Hold on, hold on to yourself, for this is gonna hurt like hell. – Sarah McLachlan
Dear brain, do I have to remind you what you’re supposed to do at night? It’s called sleep. All you have to do is shut the hell up!