The chance of bread
The chance of bread falling on the buttered side is inversely proportional to the cost of the carpet. Isn’t that absurd?
Now is our chance to choose the right side. God is holding back to give us that chance. It won’t last forever. We must take it or leave it
Bread for myself is a material question. Bread for my neighbour is a spiritual one. â€” Nicholas Berdyaev
Bread of flour is good; but there is bread, sweet as honey, if we would eat it, in a good book. – John Ruskin
Replace your white bread and butter with whole wheat bread and peanut butter to get a dose of better fats, more fiber and less calories.
The speed in which a woman says ‘Nothing’, when asked what’s wrong? Is inversely proportional to the severity of the coming storm.
Chance happens to all, but to turn chance to account is the gift of few. â€” Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton
Take a chance! All life is a chance. The man who goes the furthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. – DALE CARNEGIE
A second chance doesn’t always mean a happy ending. Sometimes it’s just a chance to end things right this time around.
At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.