Jab log mujhse poochtey

Wife: Aap mujhse kitna pyar karte hain? Husband: Main tumse itna pyar karta hoon ke tumhara jhoota zeher bhi pee sakta hoon. Yakeen na ho to aazma lo.

Meri Padosan Kal Mujhse Pooch Rahi Thi Ki Main Hafte Main Do Baar Sabjiyan Kharidti Hoon, Meri Sabjiyan Sadti Kaise Nahi? Main Usse Kyon Batau Ki Fridge Main Rakhi Sabjiyon Ke Neeche Akhbaar Rakho Toh Wo Nami Ko Soakh Leta Hai Aur Sabjiyon Ko Taza Rakhta Hai.

Buntu: Mujhse shaadi karogi? Girl: Main tumse 1 saal badi hoon. Buntu: Koi nahi, agle saal shaadi kar lenge.

Buntu: Mujhse shaadi karogi? Girl: Main tumse 1 saal badi hoon. Buntu: Koi nahi, agle saal shaadi kar lenge.

Apne saare gum mujhe dedo, main saari khushiyaan tujhe deta hoon, jo sochi thi kabhi khud ke liye, wo saari duaayein tujhe deta hoon.

2010 khatam hone me 10 Din baaki hain. Agar koi Galti, Gustakhi, khata ho gayi ho to, Maafi maang lena. Main aaj achhe Mood me hoon. Happy New Year.

Jise pyar kiya usne bahaut dhokhe diye
sach kehta hoon ab dost kisi se pyar na kar
aapse juda hokar aaj tak akele hain
tum kya jano kitna dard jhele hain.

Agar mujhse saccha pyar hai
Toh mujhpar ek ehsaan kar de
Apne politician baap se kehkar mere desh ki jholi
Kuch karodo rupayon se bhar de
Happy republic day.

Aye zindagi mujhse yeh dagaa na kar,
main uske bina jiyun yeh dua na kar,
koi dekhe bhi usey to hoti hai jalan,
aye hawa tu bhi ab usye chua na kar.