Chehra mera tha nigaahein

Duniya ko iska chehra dhikhana pada mujhe, parda jo darmiyaan tha hatana pada mujhe. Ruswaiyon ke khauf se mehfil mein aaj, phir is bewafa se haath milana pada mujhe.

Dukanwala:Aap mera tel kharidenge to aapke baal ugne lagenge.Ram:Par uski kimat itni zyaada hai ki baaki gharwale ganje ho jayenge

Dost tu hai mera sabse nyara, Tujhe mubarak ho tera janmdin yaara, Meri bhi na nazar lage tujhe, Kabhi udaas na ho tera ye chehra pyara. Happy Birthday.

Ek mera dil hai jis mein mere
armaanon ka kafila hai,
ek tumhara nazariya hai jis mein
hum dono ki umar ka faasla hai.

Watan mera misaal mohabbat ki
Todta hai deewaar nafrat ki
Khush naseebi hai mili zindagi is chaman mein
Bhulenge na ye desh saat janam mein.
Happy Republic Day

Boy: Mera Dil Mobile Hai Aur Tum Uski Sim Ho. Girl: Ek Baat Poocho? Boy: Ha Poocho. Girl: Tumhara Mobile Dual Sim Wala Toh Nahi Hai Na?

Bunty:Papa agar mera exam mein 1st rank aaya toh.Papa:Main khushi se pagal ho jaouga.Bunty:issi daar se toh mein nahi lata.

Teacher: Tumhaara Mera Bhai aur Mera Kutta ka essay same hai.Copy kiya?Student: Nahin miss,mera bhai hi woh kutta hai.

Aaj fir baadlo mein nami kyu hai, bheegi hui ye zamin kyu hai, wo bhi mera hai aur uski yaade bhi meri hai, fir bhi zindagi mein kami kyu hai.