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Jab koi dil mera
Jab koi dil mera lubhayga,
lakh armaan jaga jayega,
rokenge khudko dil lagaane se!
Teacher Tumhaara Mera Bhai
Teacher: Tumhaara Mera Bhai aur Mera Kutta ka essay same hai.Copy kiya?Student: Nahin miss,mera bhai hi woh kutta hai.
Mera iqraar tere inkaar
Mera iqraar tere inkaar se bahtar hoga, Mera din teri raat se behtar hoga, Yaqeen nahi toh doli se jhank kar dekhna, Mera janaza teri baraat se behtar hoga.
Ho mera kaam in
Ho mera kaam in fakiron ko sms karna, In kanjuson garibon ka inbox bharna, Mera Khuda inhe bhi ab sharam aa jaaye, Ye sms padhte hi inka bhi sms ajaaye.
Qasam Se Mera Dil
Qasam Se Mera Dil Bagh Bagh Ho Jata Hai Jab Kisi Ladki Ka Sms Aata Hai. Phir Mera Dil Jal Jata Hai Jab Wo Khud Ko Ladka Batata Hai.
Mam Agar apna character
Mam: Agar apna character sudhaarna hai toh auraon ko Ma kaha karo. Chunnu: Mam isse mera character toh sudhar jayega par mere dad ka character bigad jayega.
Patient Doctor yeh mera
Patient: Doctor, yeh mera pehla operation hai. Thoda dhyaan se karna.
Doctor: Daro mat. Yeh mera bhi pehla operation hai.
Tu Nahi To Zindagi
Tu Nahi To Zindagi Mein Kya Reh Jayega, Door Tak Tanhaiyo Ka Silsila Reh Jayega, Har Kadam Pe Sath Chalna Ae Dost, Warna Tera Ye Dost Tanha Reh Jayega..
Tanhayee Main Akelapan Saha
Tanhayee Main Akelapan Saha Jayega, Lekin Mehfil Main Akela Na Raha Jayega, Unke Saath Na Ho To Bhi Jiya Jayega, Par Saath Unke Koi Aur Ho Ye Na Saha Jayega.
Bas kar yaar mera
Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox
full ho gaya hai tere sms se
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