Halaat ki kokh se

Inbox ke mojuda halaat aur outbox ke bayanat ko madde nazar rakhte hue ye adalat aapko dafa dosti ke tahat kanjus karar dete hue 10 sms karne ka hukum deti hai

Ladki Aur Ladkon Ke Aansuon Mein Kya Fark Hai? Ladki Ke Aansu Farmaish Poori Karwaane Ke Liye Nikalte Hain, Jabke Ladke Ke Unhe Pura Karte Karte Nikalte Hain.

Saanp:Lagta hai mera zehar khatam ho gaya? 2nd saanp:Kaise? Saanp:Maine apne aap ko kaata par kuchh hua hi nahi.

Log Har Mod Pe Ruk Ruk Ke Sambhalte Kyon Hain, Itna Darte Hain To Ghar Se Nikalte Kyon Hain, Mod Hota Hai Jawaani Ka Sambhalne Ke Liye, Phir Bhi Sab Log Isi Mod Pe Phisalte Kyon Hain.

Pata ha jab aap ghar se nikalte ho to Ladke aapko hasrat se dekhte hain, aahein bharte hain Aur sochte hain… Ye Saheb ka friend hai na? Kaash hum bhi hote.

Badi mushkil se dil ko samjhaya hamne,
ghamon mein khudko khush jataya hamne.
Ji bharke rona chahti thi aankhein,
khushiyon ke bahane ashkon ko bahaya hamne!

Bin dekhe teri tasvir bana sakte hain
bina pooche tera haal bata sakte hain
hamaari dosti mein itna dum hai ki tere aansu
apni aankhon se gira sakte hain.

Adhuri mulaqat
har mulaqat unse adhuri si rahi,
har khushi mein kuch kami si rahi,
khwab kya dekhe tumhare hamne,
ki neend ki aankhon se dushmani si rahi.

Dhai Akshar Prem Ke mein jab Aishwarya or Abhishek pani se doob ke nikalte hain to unke bags saamne pade rehte hain. Bags mein GPS tha kya?