Dhoondhta raha main achchi

15 August aa raha hai. Main Mahatma Gandhi ke photo jama kar raha hoon. Please ghar mein jitne bhi 100,500,1000 ke note hain mujhe bhej de, Purane bhi chalenge.

Munna: Main tharthara raha hoon. Doctor ko phone kar. Circuit: Doctor saab. Jaldi aao. Bhai silent mode mein vibrate kar rahe hain

Dar-dar bhatakta raha hoon main do waqt roti ke liye,
dhoop mein jhulasta raha hoon main do waqt roti ke liye.

Pappu: yaar, main bada pareshaan hoon. Dost: Kyun? Pappu: Mujhe samajh nahi aa raha hai ki agar meri behen ko do bhai hain toh mujhe ek hi bhai kyun hai?

Circuit Khat Likh Raha Tha. BHAI: Itna Dheere Kyu Likha Raha Hai. CIRCUIT: Bhai, Main Apne Chotte Se Bhanje Ko Likh Raha Hoon, Aur Usse Jaldi Padna Nahi Aata

Circuit khat likh raha tha. Bhai: Itna dheere kyun likh raha hai. Circuit: Bhai, main apne chote se bhaanje ko likh raha hoon, aur usse jaldi padhna nahi aata

Aapki raat ki achchi shuruwaat ho, pyaar bhare sapno ki barsaat ho, jinko din bhar miss karte rahe aap, khuda kare sapne mein unse aapki mulaqaat ho.

Circuit Bhashan Sun Raha Tha: Bharat Main 1 Aurat Har 10 Seconds Main 1 Bacche Ko Janam Deti Hai CIRCUIT: Bhai, Uss Aurat Ko Dhoond Ke Rokna Padega!

Santa: Main kal mushaery mein gaya to logo ne mujhe baahar phenk dia. Dost: kyu? Santa: shayer ka naam hayaat tha aur mein usey daad de raha tha wa-hayat.