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Dar dar bhatakta raha
Dar-dar bhatakta raha hoon main do waqt roti ke liye,
dhoop mein jhulasta raha hoon main do waqt roti ke liye.
15 August aa raha
15 August aa raha hai. Main Mahatma Gandhi ke photo jama kar raha hoon. Please ghar mein jitne bhi 100,500,1000 ke note hain mujhe bhej de, Purane bhi chalenge.
Kab se dhoondh raha
Kab se dhoondh raha khud ko, milta hi nahin hoon. Aisa lagta hai main chhipa nahin, laapata hoon.
Munna Main tharthara raha
Munna: Main tharthara raha hoon. Doctor ko phone kar. Circuit: Doctor saab. Jaldi aao. Bhai silent mode mein vibrate kar rahe hain
Circuit Khat Likh Raha
Circuit Khat Likh Raha Tha. BHAI: Itna Dheere Kyu Likha Raha Hai. CIRCUIT: Bhai, Main Apne Chotte Se Bhanje Ko Likh Raha Hoon, Aur Usse Jaldi Padna Nahi Aata
Circuit khat likh raha
Circuit khat likh raha tha. Bhai: Itna dheere kyun likh raha hai. Circuit: Bhai, main apne chote se bhaanje ko likh raha hoon, aur usse jaldi padhna nahi aata
SHER Raat ka waqt
SHER:Raat ka waqt hai mandir hai kareeb, aapke liye paigaam laya hoon. Ghar mein hain jitne purane joote, badal lo main bhi badal aaya hoon
Jab Bhi Main Bacchon
Jab Bhi Main Bacchon Ke Liye Pasta, Noodles Ya Sabjiyan Ubaalti Hoon Toh Garam Paani Phekte Waqt Thande Paani Ka Nal Bhi Behne Deti Hoon. Isse Garam Bhaap Haaton Main Nahi Lagti. Hu Na Main Hoshiyaar?
Ram garmi ke dino
Ram garmi ke dino mein, kadi dhoop mein khada tha. Shyam: Ye tum kya kar rahe ho? Ram: Paseena sukha raha hoon.
Ram Main England jaane
Ram: Main England jaane ke baare mein soch raha hoon. Raj: Bahut paisa kharch hoga na. Ram: Nahi re, sochne ke liye paise kyu?