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Aurat ka sammaan karo
Aurat ka sammaan karo mat iska apmaan karo
maa banke pyaar yeh deti vaise tum bhi pyaar karo.
Aao Desh ka sammaan
Aao Desh ka sammaan kare, shahido ki shahadat kare, ek baar phir rashtra ki kamaan hum hindustani apne haathon mein dhare. Aao swantrata diwas ka sammaan karein.
Aurat Tumne mard ko
Aurat:Tumne mard ko itna handsome kyon banaya?God:Taki tum usse pyar karo.Aurat:Par phir mard ko itna bewakoof kyon banaya?God: taki wo tumse pyar kare
Ek aurat ki aankh
Ek aurat ki aankh bahut sooji huyi thi. Saheli ne poocha kisne maara? Aurat: Pati ne. Saheli: Par mujhe to laga wo sheher se bahar gaye the. Aurat: Mujhe bhi!
Ek Aurat Coat Ke
Ek Aurat Coat Ke Upar Jacket Pehenkar Deewar Ko Rang de Raahi Thi
Harkat: Tune Ye Kya Pehna Hai?
Aurat: Ispe Likha Hai Put two Coats For Best Results
Aurat Mere bacchon ki
Aurat: Mere bacchon ki photo nikaalni hai. Kaise nikaaloge? Photographer: Dus rupaye mein baarah. Aurat: Kuch saalon baad aati hoon. Abhi mere do hi bacche hain.
Champu Bharat main 1
Champu: Bharat main 1 aurat har 10 seconds mein 1 bacche ko janam deti hai Buntu: Chal yaar us aurat ko dhoond ke rokte hain!
Ek aurat ki 95
Ek aurat ki 95% intelligence bas ek hi jhatke mein khatam ho gayee. Uske baad woh widva ban gayi.
Circuit Bhashan Sun Raha
Circuit Bhashan Sun Raha Tha: Bharat Main 1 Aurat Har 10 Seconds Main 1 Bacche Ko Janam Deti Hai CIRCUIT: Bhai, Uss Aurat Ko Dhoond Ke Rokna Padega!
Mat karo kisise pyar
Mat karo kisise pyar, hamesha dard paaoge. Tanhaai ke aansuon mein behte jaaoge. Karni hai to gehri karo. Hamesha umeed se zyada paaoge.