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Ab kahan jayein baharon
Ab kahan jayein
baharon ki tamanna lekar…
Dil ka har gham mehekta hai
Gulistan ki tarah.
Wo Nazar Kahan Se
Wo Nazar Kahan Se Laau Jo Unhe Bhula Dein, Wo Dawa Kahan Se Laau Jo Dard Mita De, Milna Toh Likha Hota Hai Takdeeron Mein, Wo Takdeer Kahan Se Laau Jo Mila Dein
Kahan talash karoge tum
Kahan talash karoge tum mujh jaisa DOST jo apni yaad se zyada tujhe yaad karta hai.
Sir Beta tum kahan
Sir: Beta tum kahan rehte ho? Chunnu: Yugoslavia. Sir: Zara iski spelling batana. Chunnu: Sir ab main Goa mein shift ho gaya hoon.
Officer typist se Kahan
Officer typist se: Kahan the tum, main is letter par do ghante se dimaag phod raha hoon. Typist: Sir galati aapki hi hai na, hatode se 1 minute mein phoot jaata.
Peter Baas Sona kahan
Peter: Baas? Sona kahan hai? Ajit: Tum chahe jahan bhi sona, lekin mujhe to Mona darling ke saath sona!
Mam Bacchon Bhagwan kahan
Mam: Bacchon Bhagwan kahan rehte hain? Boy: Bathroom main. Kyunki meri mom roz subah bathroom ka darwaza knock karke bolti hai, hey Bhagwan tum ab tak andar ho?
Bunty American President Kahan
Bunty:American President Kahan Rehta Hai.Munna:Dhobighaat Pe.Bunty:Dhobighaat kaise.Munna:Arre English Mein Washing Town.
Aasmaan Ko Neend Aye
Aasmaan Ko Neend Aye To Sulaau Kahan, Dharti Ko Maut Aye To Dafnaau Kahan, Sagar Main Leher Aaye To Chupaau Kahan, Yaar Tu Bata Jab Teri Yaad Aye To Jau Kahan.
Kajal sa teri aankho
Kajal sa teri aankho mein samane ki tamanna hai, Tera har dard mitane ki tamanna hai, Yun to haasil hai sab kuch, Ek baar tujhe apna banane ki tamanna hai.