Agar kabhi unse pyar

Agar kabhi hum sms na kare, to dil chota mat karna , bas dil par haath rakhna aur kehna…. Shaayad aaj hamara dost mobile se nahi, dil se yaad kar raha hai.

Unse ishq hai hame unko bataaye kaise. Unki aankhon ke raaz chhipaye kaise. Unki har adaa pe marte hai hum. Unko kaatil thehraaye kaise.

Jab kabhi bin maange, pyar ki barsaat ho.
Jab kabhi aapka dil, anjaani khushi se betaab ho.
Toh samajh lena koi aapko dua mein yaad kar raha hai.
Happy Eid.

Apni surat ka kabhi dedaar de tadap raha hoon kabhi apna pyar de apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna kam se kam ek missed call maar de

Interviewer: Agar aap chunaav jeet gaye toh aap kya karenge? Politician: Main yeh soch raha hoon ki agar main chunaav haar gaya toh main kya karunga.

Agar tumko hai mere aansuon ka haal dekhna, to aa kar kabhi mera bhiga rumaal dekhna, bolte nahi kabhi aansoo mere, par puchte hai kitne sawaal dekhna.

Yeh dil pyar ke kaabil na raha, Koi bhi izhaar ke kaabil na raha, Is dil mein bas gaya pyar aapka, Ab toh chand bhi kaabil-e-deedar na raha!

Ae zindagi tu unse daga na kar, wo sada muskurate rahe tu bas ye dua hi kar, koi dekhta hai unhe to mujhe hoti hai jalan, ae hawa tu bhi unhe chhua na kar.

Agar mujhse saccha pyar hai
Toh mujhpar ek ehsaan kar de
Apne politician baap se kehkar mere desh ki jholi
Kuch karodo rupayon se bhar de
Happy republic day.