Aaj ka din bada

Aaj ka din bada khaas hai
Aap jo hamare paas hai
Janamdin ki dheron kaamnaayein
Ye din badi dhoom dhaam se manaye
Happy Birthday.

Mohabbat ek aisi bhi,
Khuda ke banaye moti si,
Bhook pyaas se aur chamke.
Karva chauth ki jyoti si.
Happy Karwa Chauth.

Ram bada dukhi tha. Biwi: Kya hua? Ram: Ek dost ko 3 lakh plastic surgery ke liye diye the, ab use pehchan nahi pa raha.

Eid ka din bada nek hota hai
Sabko sukoon aur khushiyan deta hai
Aaj milkar aao, Eid ka chand dekhe
Sabko nahi naseeb hote, aise khushnaseeb mauke
Eid Mubarak

Mera Chota Baccha Bada Shaitaan Hai! Kal Poori Deewar Par Crayon Se Janab Ne Drawings Bana Ke Rakhi. Wo Toh Mujhe Pata Tha Ki Colgate Toothpaste Ko Geele Sponge Par Daal Kar Dheere Se Daag Ko Poocho Toh Wo Saaf Ho Jaate Hai. Baccho Ko Sambhalna Itna Bhi Mushkil Nahi.

Pappu: yaar, main bada pareshaan hoon. Dost: Kyun? Pappu: Mujhe samajh nahi aa raha hai ki agar meri behen ko do bhai hain toh mujhe ek hi bhai kyun hai?

Zindagi mein kuch nahi chahiye
Bas tera mohabbat bhara saath mil jaaye
Chand ka intezaar hai hume
Tum chand sang aao toh ye Karwachauth khil jaaye
Happy KarwaChauth

Happy happy happy karwachauth
Thanks for fasting so that I live long
Let me confess on this day
You are the one who makes me strong
Happy Karwachauth honey

Woh bada khushnaseeb hai, Jiska tu naseeb hai, Usse aur kya chahiye jaanam, Jiske tu kareeb hai.